Inane Rantings Of My So-called Life

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

(got this from a friend... plagiarism at its finest! hehehehe)


Things I have learned...


1) People tend to oversell themselves.
2) People do get tempted, it up to u how far u'll let it go.
3) People will judge u based on ur looks.
4) Nobody ever looks like their pics.
5) There are a lot of over sexed people out there.
6) Don't fall in love w/ someone u haven't met
7) Don't say i love you if u don't mean it.
8) 90% of the guys u'll meet either work in a call center or work in a medical related field.
9) During the date n he tells u has to go somewhere later or has a friend stop by means he's not interested.
10) Stay away frm people 6 yrs youngr than you or people 21 and below if you r lukin 4 a relationship its not worth the trouble.
11) People who use other peoples faces are really ugly.
12) There are a lot of desperate individuals out there.
13) Wen you say "kahit ano"its often considered an open invitation for sex.
14) Most good looking people are snobs.
15) Posting ur cell number on your profile makes u look desperate.
16) Short people r often the ones concerned with the height of their partners.
17) Size does matter.
18) Top or bottom is the question often asked by tops.
19) People who put "in a relationship" in their profiile n r still very active in this site are realy lukin for sumone else.
20) When during a date n he brings out his cell more thn 3x it also means he's not interested.
21) When people say i look young 4 my age, it actually means he looks like his age.
22) Its a good idea to make sure u "add up" a guy b4 giving him ur no. It'll help later on.
23) Saying "Let's meet sometime" w/o actually setting a date means "i'm busy dating someone but u look like a prospective date"
24) Texting someone if he has eaten is an overused courting technique but still very effective if used correctly.
25) I don't have a picture on my profile either means: a) i'm married b) i have a boyfriend c) i'm ugly d) i just came out or e) all of the above
26) When he calls or texts u immediately after u first met means he's interested.


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